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TARD'S EMERALD NUZLOCKE THE MOVIE!!!
So it begins.
I may not be a when it comes to plot.
I'm no when it comes to humour.
Not a legend like
And I SURE AS HELL SUCK AT SPEECHES LIKE...

That guy who did all the bad speeches.

All this nuzlocke wishes for is to create a few smiles, I hope that you will come to love and relate to the characters involved, perhaps even hate a few and wish POWERFUL CRUSHING VENGEANCE upon their souls.
Feel the same joy when they are laughing, feel angst when they are troubled and as can often be the case in a nuzlocke...

Weep at their passing.

And feel a surge of elation for those who are triumphant.

It isn't a great nuzlocke, but I hope it will at least be memorable.

If I am uploading this then shiz is about to get serious.
Lets see if we can connect all the nuzlockes that ever existed...
and maybe even put an end to them.
pshawwww... like that could ever happen
Please enjoy.

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